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ohhhifyouonlyknew:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:

They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”

And I’m like “Are you sure?”

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“Yup.”

“Positive?”

Yes, mom.”

“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”

And they’re all

Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all

“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”

:O :O

Whoever made this has Skilz

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